To my incredible son, EJ,

Happy birthday! It seems like just yesterday you were running around in a tiny Lakers jersey, dreaming of being a superstar like your old man. Well, guess what? You’ve become your own kind of star, shining bright with your infectious personality and fabulous sense of style.

This year, I wanted to celebrate your individuality with a gift that truly reflects you. Remember how you used to complain about having to squeeze everything into that closet of yours? Consider that a distant memory! I’m thrilled to present you with the ultimate fashion haven: a custom-designed dressing room filled with a million dollars’ worth of luxury brands! From head-to-toe designer threads to the latest shoes and accessories, it’ll be your personal fashion playground.

But wait, there’s more! Because even the most dedicated fashionista needs some downtime, I’ve included a massive, luxurious bed in your new dressing room. Now, you can sprawl out comfortably, stretch those fabulous legs after a long day of strutting your stuff, and maybe even take a quick nap surrounded by your fashion treasures.

Most importantly, EJ, this gift is a celebration of you. You’re an inspiration with your confidence, your kindness, and your unwavering commitment to being true to yourself. Keep shining, keep owning your style, and know that I’m always your biggest fan (even if I might occasionally tease you about those wild outfits!).

With all my love,

Dad.